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Criterion Conquest: The Lady Vanishes

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by Jason Wilson

The Lady Vanishes (1938)
Directed by Alfred Hitchcock
Screenplay by Sidney Gilliat and Frank Launder
Based on the story “The Wheel Spins” by Ethel Lina White
Starring Margaret Lockwood, Michael Redgrave, Paul Lukas, Dame May Whitty, Naunton Wayne and Basil Radford.

If anyone becomes a film buff, or even casual enthusiast of cinema, it is impossible to ignore Alfred Hitchcock. It is easy, however, to look past much of his work because of titles like Psycho, Rear Window, North by Northwest, The Birds and Vertigo. Those five films were the ones I immediately thought of when I heard his name. They are linked to his icon’s stature and some of his earlier films, particularly those he made in England before emigrating to the United States, get lost in the shuffle.

Obviously, film historians have plowed through his earlier work but not everyone has the time, resources or gumption to do that. Luckily, Criterion has made a few of his less mainstream films available, though some are now out of print. The Lady Vanishes was actually re-released in a two-disc set a couple years ago and is still readily available now. It seems that out of the gate, Criterion was more interested in the movie as a stand-alone and neglected the special features until re-releases down the road. Seven Samurai got the upgrade and a nearly bare-bones edition of The Lady Vanishes did as well.

The following review will contain some spoilers, so read on with caution.

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The opening sequence in the film introduces two lads named Caldicott and Charters. They are proper, slightly snooty and massive cricket fans. Ostensibly, they seem to be the protagonists of the film, only their shenanigans serve as a light introduction to their surroundings. They are holed up in a hotel waiting, along with all the other patrons, for a delayed train to London. Caldicott and Charters pop up now and again and serve mostly as a bumbling comic relief, though the movie is never all that bleak to begin with. There is an air of whimsy about it perpetuated largely by leading man Michael Redgrave.

Redgrave (father of actresses Vanessa and Lynn) plays Gilbert, a musicologist full of smarm and wit. He is handsome but his charms are less defined than his snide and selfish attitude. For the early scenes, Gilbert is more of a pest than either a protagonist or antagonist, though it is obvious from the first scene he shares with Margaret Lockwood’s Iris that he will be her knight in shining armour by the end of it. Maybe it wasn’t so predictable at the time of release, but 70 years later plot conventions have a tendency to be repetitive so even though it is a precursor to many similar films, I saw it later. This is not a complaint. I’d rather twists occur naturally instead of being forced (M. Night Shyamalan since Signs for instance) and at least Gilbert’s ascension to protector and co-conspirator comes across as organic and believable. To have it happen any other way would not have made sense.

Which brings us to Iris. Iris complains about music being too loud in the room above her at the hotel and Gilbert gets kicked out of his room only to forcibly shack up in her room when he figures out who ratted on him. She relents under pressure and he gets his room back. She, naturally, hates him and his boorish behaviour. The next day, awaiting the train, Iris takes a potted plant off the noggin. It was pushed from a window above her by an unknown person. Iris befriends an old lady by the name of Miss Froy who helps her to her spot on the train. They converse, have tea and Iris has a nap. She awakes to discover Miss Froy is gone and no one in her carriage or on the rest of the train seems to have any knowledge of the older lady. Did the plant cause her to hallucinate or is there a conspiracy afoot?

Obviously it’s a conspiracy. Hitchcock plays with the possibility that she may have dreamed it all and that Iris is in fact concussed but the clues slowly mount until the players are in place and the audience knows who is on which side. And here comes a spoiler! The doctor, whom Gilbert and Iris had confided in (you can always trust a doctor!) is the primary conspirator on the train who abducted Miss Froy. He is accompanied by a woman dressed as a nun. This is the point of contention I have with the film along with the fact that Miss Froy was a spy…well who suspects the elderly, I guess. The nun, on a dime, turns on the doctor and other cohorts to help Gilbert and Iris save Miss Froy (this is still before the climax of the film). Her motivation seems to be that she didn’t sign on to be an accomplice to murder. It seems too convenient and more of a plot contrivance than a true development of character. While the relationship between Gilbert and Iris develops organically, the nun is barely more than a cardboard cutout.

Then again, the specifics about why Miss Froy was captured, what the doctor wants, the political motivations, are all intentionally vague, glossed over or left out altogether. The why is unimportant as Iris herself is mostly ignorant to the reasons but is simply trying to save her new friend regardless of the situation. So the audience is left in the dark much like the protagonist and is left to enjoy the banter and tension without thinking too hard. It’s a fluffy film with a darker subtext of political oppression. The Lady Vanishes is an enjoyable effort but lacks the gravitas and intensity that made Hitchcock’s later work so powerful and impressive. It’s still worth a watch because it is very entertaining and has some amusing characters, though others are underused and just there (though the judge avoiding public scorn is punished for his cowardice, so he does have purpose).

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Among the special features is a featurette narrated by Hitchcock scholar Leonard Leff. He goes in depth about the making of the film and the distinction of calling Hitchcock a thrill maker. Hitchcock apparently was seldom regarded as an artist in those days and received little funding or respect despite his films being financially successful. Leff provides some fascinating information, but his delivery is fairly bland.

He says the movie was filmed almost entirely on a 90-foot set acting as the train. Hitchcock used the same carriage chambers over and over again and otherwise used miniatures and models for outside shots, especially noticeable in the opening sequence at the hotel.

Leff also acknowledges much of what I considered shortcomings and while knowing a lot of the misinformation or lack of information entirely was on purpose, it doesn’t exactly improve my thoughts on those aspects. While Hitchcock might not have wanted to dwell on the minutia of the details, I would have liked to have known why these people were thrust into such a dire string of events. The Lady Vanishes is still exceptionally entertaining and if you enjoy Caldicott and Charters, you are treated to a feature length movie with them at the center called Crook’s Tour. It had never been released on home video until the Criterion two-disc of the Lady Vanishes.

Rounding it out is a commentary track from film historian Bruce Eder, a couple new essays and excerpts from a radio interview between Hitchcock and filmmaker Francois Truffaut (whose 400 Blows is coming up soon in the Criterion Conquest!).

I encourage you to check out The Lady Vanishes unless you hate old films for some irrational reason. “Eww, black and white!” Otherwise it’s worth a glance just to see Hitchcock in action years before his biggest films cemented him as the icon of suspense he is to this day.

Next up on the Criterion Conquest: Federico Fellini’s Amarcord

The Movies of the Oughts

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a superfluous list by Jason Wilson

When I got the idea to put together a series of lists based on the opinions of friends and colleagues about the best media had to offer since 2000 I thought it would be a fun exercise. We get to look back and analyze the movies, music, television, books, etc. that meant the most to us over the last ten years. Of course these lists always bring out the wolves challenging your choices and that’s half the fun.

Movies have meant a lot to me since I was young. My folks rented me Dumbo and I watched it obsessively. It’s still my favourite non-Pixar Disney movie, based mostly on nostalgia. Since then, and maybe my parents regret it, they have been responsible for my growing love of cinema. They took me to Ghostbusters and Jurassic Park. When I was 13, they rented Goodfellas and I somehow managed to convince them to let me stay in the room despite the amount of vulgarity and violence. So here I sit, with thousands of dollars invested in a movie collection and I like to think I’m a reasonably well-adjusted individual despite my movie geek status. Then again I had initially compiled a list of my top 100 of the decade. I’ll spare you that whole list.

Honourable mentions: Up in the Air (2009 – Jason Reitman), Memento (2000 – Chris Nolan), There Will Be Blood (2007 – PT. Anderson), The Departed (2007 – Martin Scorsese), The Damned United (2009 – Tom Hooper), The Life Aquatic (2004 – Wes Anderson), Traffic (2000 – Steven Soderbergh), Shaun of the Dead (2004 – Edgar Wright), Sin City (2005 – Robert Rodriguez), Kill Bill 1 & 2 (2003-04 – Quentin Tarantino), Requiem For a Dream (2000 – Darren Aronofsky), Spider (2002 – David Cronenberg), Oldboy (2003 – Park Chan-wook), Big Fish (2003 – Tim Burton), Into the Wild (2007 – Sean Penn), Wonder Boys (2000 – Curtis Hanson).

And now, onto the top 10!

10. The Royal Tenenbaums (2001 – Wes Anderson)

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I was living in Halifax when Tenenbaums came out. It looked like a quirky, funny movie and while it certainly was it ended up being much more than that. It’s a portrait of a broken family seemingly beyond repair, a cautionary tale that skill and money and success does not ensure your happiness in the world. If you act like a shit you’re going to feel like it eventually. 2001, I was fresh out of high school, living on my own for the first time and still figuring out what kind of person I am. Tenenbaums is hilarious but at the same time it shows the audience a glimpse of cartoonish reality hinged on despair and missed opportunities. It has forever forged an important connection to my heart because of its honesty and lack of compromise.

9. Broken Flowers (2005 – Jim Jarmusch)

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Bill Murray’s renaissance has been built upon playing aging men whose lives have passed them by. After a string of terrible flops after the great Groundhog Day in 93, he reinvented himself in Wes Anderson’s Rushmore. Since then he has adopted the sad sack persona in film and hasn’t been better than here. While many credit Lost in Translation as his magnum opus as an actor, it’s Broken Flowers that I took to. Sexual conquest is a stereotypical rite of passage for men and he exemplified one such character. He made it rich, had fling after fling, and now stares mortality with the cold realization of the inevitable. But he doesn’t just sit there. He hits the road to trace his steps to find both a potential son and a greater meaning to all he has been and all he has done. It’s a bittersweet tale that fuels wanderlust and a longing to reconnect with those who have disappeared from our lives over the years.

8. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005 – Shane Black)

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What a pleasant surprise. Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer in their finest form and a sharp performance from Michelle Monaghan who has not been this good since. It’s comic noir in the vein of Raymond Chandler and before HBO hit the scene with Bored to Death last fall. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang takes the private detective motif and spins it on its head while maintaining many of the old conventions of the days of Bogart and Bacall. Downey plays a chronic screw up, which he’s good at since, well, he is one as far as his media coverage has led me to believe. But he is on a quest for some sort of redemption, fixing his past mistakes. Mix that journey with a bunch of slapstick, great dialogue and a bunch of twists and turns and you have one of the most entertaining movies of the decade.

7. Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino)

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I wasn’t going to include this. I hadn’t had the opportunity to see my favourites from 2009 a second time to verify my initial reactions until over New Year’s I watched Basterds again with a few friends. It was better the second time through and I am inclined to say it’s my favourite Tarantino film. From the opening sequence, an intense interrogation fueled by dialogue with music and shots straight from the best Sergio Leone; to Melanie Laurent as Shoshanna in the restaurant years later with a glass of milk in front of her; to the proper German way to order three scotches; Inglourious Basterds is equally entertaining and suspenseful. Then the Basterds themselves come in and punctuate the proceedings with a comic bookish flare that truly sets this apart from your standard WW2 flick.

6. No Country for Old Men (2007 – Joel and Ethan Coen)

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No Country for Old Men is a rare beast. You could miss the real story the first time through. Sure, the surface plot is a chase between an arrogant man taking a chance with a stolen sack of cash and the psychopathic hunter chasing him down. Maybe it’s been beaten into the heads of everyone by now and it might be more obvious than I’m giving people credit for (it’s the meaning of the title for the love of God!). But it’s how the old sheriff has reached his limits of understanding how to deal with the world and the violence therein. Nothing has really changed in the world itself except he no longer has the capability to deal with it. It’s a young man’s game and his old guard is losing its grip. Of course the chase itself is such an incredibly woven story that it becomes the front-loaded storyline, though there is good reason why Moss’ fate happens offscreen. In my opinion, it’s even more effective this way.

Oh, and of course, Javier Bardem and Josh Brolin are both amazing.

5. High Fidelity (2000 – Stephen Frears)

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My mother read Nick Hornby’s book High Fidelity several years ago. I had already seen the movie…probably three times by then. She laughed and said “you are Rob Gordon.” Now considering my unhealthy appreciation for all things John Cusack I was elated. The more I thought about it I’m sure she meant it was due to my compulsive list-making (no shock there) and my overall neurotic behaviour. This could be seen as a more light-hearted sister movie to the aforementioned Broken Flowers. Rob Gordon, like Bill Murray’s Don Johnston loses a love and is forced to look deep within himself and his past relationships. The humour is what really sets this one apart along with the supporting cast including Jack Black, Tim Robbins, Todd Louiso and Iben Hjejle. It has one of the best soundtracks around and talks about music in the way music lovers do…yes we are that abrasive…

4. Children of Men (2006 – Alfonso Cuaron)

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The top of this list is mostly interchangeable. Hell, the whole top ten are movies I can watch over and over again. Children of Men is one I paid to see twice in theaters. It’s a perfect film experience and I wasn’t prepared for what I was getting into. It’s an apocalyptic tale that while it’s still very far-fetched is played out with so seriously that it becomes believable. That’s the difficulty with science fiction. Within the context of the story it is real. It helps that it is filmed with a tenacity filled with honest performances and an amazing script. You can’t help but get lost in the narrative and the sense of hope permeating throughout its bleak landscape.

3. City of God (2002 – Fernando Mereilles)

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The ultimate gut punch of a movie. An unflinching account of the side of paradise not known to tourists and the struggles to survive in extreme poverty. It’s a beautiful movie where hopes and dreams are by and large crushed but a sliver of optimism remains. I’m sure if you’ve been told about City of God, chances are it’s been recommended to you as a must see. The violence isn’t glorified. Not a shot is wasted. And in this case, the lack of known actors helps the wallop the movie carries with it. There is never a separation from the story as it is woven. One of the most absorbing movies of the decade.

2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004 – Michel Gondry)

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Falling in love and falling out of love are two of the most universal experiences we share. And yet, Eternal Sunshine is unlike any other portrayal of love and loss in the history of film. It goes beyond the non-linear storytelling too. Sure, it’s science fiction and completely off the deep end in terms of plot believability but in terms of how realistic the relationship between Joel and Clementine is, it’s something I think most of us would be able to relate to. Watching Joel relive all the terrible moments of his relationship as his memories disappear only to realize he’s getting rid of the good ones too and wants to stop is harrowing. Looking back on relationships, we isolate the good and bad but they are not exclusive. It’s a harsh reality, but love is never all roses no matter what tricks we play on ourselves.

1. Zodiac (2007 – David Fincher)

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It’s a serial killer movie with more in common with All the President’s Men than with Fincher’s previous effort Se7en. It’s a procedural piece and a tale of obsession in the face of fear. Maybe it’s the journalist in me that elevates this movie as high as it is but I never feel like I’ve watched a three-hour movie when it finishes. I had just gotten a job at a Chapters in Fredericton when this was released in theaters. Bought my ticket on my lunch break and when they asked if I could stay later on my first day of work I told them I couldn’t because I had a movie to see. Good thing too because my love of Zodiac grows every day. The look and feel of the film is sharp yet gritty. It makes general assumptions about the truth but mostly because it is told from a very specific perspective (Robert Graysmith, who wrote the book it is based on). As long as you don’t hold it as 100 per cent accurate it should still provide an amazing portrait of the early 1970s in San Francisco and surrounding areas. This is easily my favourite David Fincher film, though Se7en is still right up there.

Epilogue

I numbered them though it was unnecessary. It was mostly because while they are interchangeable, Eternal Sunshine and Zodiac are the two above the rest for me and to run them in any other sequence would have ruined it…for me…remember, I’m a compulsive list making Rob Gordon type, though I don’t own my own record store.

Within the next couple weeks or so, these lists will have run their course. It was a fun exercise and I hope readers have enjoyed them. Now we can get back to original pieces, etc. that were the basis of the website in the first place. My goal, a resolution perhaps, is to get more fiction on the site as well as artwork. As much as I love writing, I was hoping to maintain a balance with the other art forms. Remember, if you ever wish to contribute, just drop a line.

Jason

Top Stuff of the Decade

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three difficult lists by Hiedi Irvine

My God, this was a toughie.

Music

Elliott Smith – Figure 8 (2000)

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When I sat down to write this, part of me thought that the only CDs my favourite musician in the world had released in the past decade was From a Basement on a Hill, or ‘New Moon,’ both of which were from the grave. But, then I realized, ‘Figure 8 really isn’t so old!’ and was happy to be able to add it to the list. Happiness/The Gondola Man still sends chills down my spine. This was the album that opened me up to Mr. Smith, I was sitting in computer ed class in Grade 11, and then Son of Sam came on. It was love at first listen, I’d never heard such sadness in a voice so soft.

Hey Rosetta! – Into Your Lungs (2008)

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My first experience with Hey Rosetta! was during the ECMA’s in Halifax in a church, to candle light. I had heard nothing but good things, but when Tim Baker sang it gave me goosebumps and I couldn’t get them out of my head. Then they released this album, and somehow their sound was perfectly captured in this beautiful, wow worthy kind of way. This is the album played on CBC Radio 3, at friend’s places, or at cafe’s across the country that makes you feel like you’re home.

Joel Plaskett – Ashtray Rock (2007)

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No one sings like Mr. Plaskett. The other day while taking a drive to Fox Lake outside of Whitehorse, I asked the question, “Can you imagine a life without Joel Plaskett,”? To which my roommate Emily responded, “Our Lord and Saviour, Joel Plaskett? No.” Nope, there would be no life without the sound of Plaskett, I’ve got nothing more to say.

Arcade Fire- Neon Bible (2007)

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Nothing is as haunting and as lovely as this album. It has this raw emotion that I never experienced through an album before, not ever. Intervention is one of my top three favourite songs, beginning with an organ and turning into something you won’t soon forget, with lines like “Working for the church while your family dies. You take what they give you and you keep it inside. Every spark of friendship and love will die without a home,” and “Singing Hallelujah with the fear in your heart”, and with a choir of voices singing things like, “Your life will fall a part.” Truest choir I’ve ever heard.

Patrick Watson – Close to Paradise (2006)

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This one was the best free CD I ever got through the Aquinian, and if you’re a person who judges books and albums by their covers, you can tell right away it’s going to be brilliant. No one can hit notes like Patrick Watson. Nobody!

Fiona Apple – Extraordinary Machine (2005)

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This is the best break-up album ever. So empowering and catchy, it’s hard to keep crying mixed in with the sweetness and good times that accompany most relationships. It was the only thing in my discman for a year, but don’t worry I got over the break-up before I got over the album, it was just too good to turn off is all.

Dr. Dog – Fate (2008)

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Wow.

Fleet Foxes – Fleet Foxes (2008)

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It was just….perfect. The Gregorian Chanting, the simplicity, it was stunning. Every song begins one way and has the possibility to go in completely opposite directions, possibilities, yeah, I think that’s why I’m so attracted to these tunes. Brilliance. ‘Your protector’ always just makes me belt it out, on the sidewalks, in the shower, anywhere, and sure by singing “As you lay to die beside me baby on the morning that you came, would you wait for me…” I may come off as slightly nutty, but it’s worth it.

Damien Rice – O (2002)

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This was the most romantic and heart-breaking album of the decade. Easy.

Radiohead – Kid A (2000)

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This album really topped one off for Radiohead. While ‘Hail to the Thief’ was still somethin’, and ‘In Rainbows’ marked the first time a band approached the idea of downloading and purchasing music in such a manner, Kid A was just this rare thing, unlike anything else out there. And, 13 year old Hiedi definitely stole this one from her older brother. So worth being called a thief for.

Aimee Mann – Bachelor No. 2 or, the last Remains of the Dodo (2000)

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Cigarettes and red vines, just close your eyes ’cause baby you never do know…

I feel bad not having some Tori on this list, since to my own regret, I’m really not that into most female artists. But Aimee beat her out. There are several reasons for this going beyond Magnolia, and her guest appearances on Comedy Death Ray. She’s just an amazing talent. Depending on my mood, I have to say sometimes I think ‘Aimee, baby you’re bringin’ me down’ but more often she makes me smile and think ‘goddamn, Aimee you’ve done it again’.

Ben Folds – Songs for Silverman (2005)

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Really, it’s been five years already, Benny boy? While Ben Folds has always been flat out awesome and unique to the nines, this one was just one for the books. One for the top (this has turned into 12) lists of the decade. His tribute to my main music man, Elliott Smith, ‘late’ was this beautiful tribute. Simple, “The songs your wrote, got me through a lot, just want to tell you that, but it’s too late.” And effective. “When desperate static beats the silence up, A quiet truth to calm you down” that on the same album with his infamous cover of “Bitches Ain’t Shit” – Ben Folds, man you’re just an unstoppable music master and I bow down to you. Yup.

Best in Television

*Please note, The Wire should be on this list, but since I’ve only seen ¾ of the first season, it’s not fair for me to completely judge it’s brilliance.

Modern Family (2009-)

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Christopher Lloyd is probably one of the funniest fellows on the face of the earth and it seems as though the funniest episodes so far has had his name as the writing credit. Anyone who has ever watched Married With Children had to suspect that there was more life out there for Al Bundy, and what better way to come back than to be a rich man with grown children, and a hot younger foreign bride? Every character in this series is hilarious, they all have their own sense of humour and they all come off believable on some level. Favourite line to date: “I’m like Costco – I’m big, I ain’t fancy and I dare you not to like me?” -the lovable, huggable Cameron Tucker.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005-)

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This series has quotes out the yin-yang, and anytime Charlie enters a room you just have to wonder ‘What’s he up to!?’ It’s a rare find to come across a show that has some of the most controversial topics out there and still be knee-slapping funny every time. Way to deliver the goods, Paddy’s pub employees!

Six Feet Under (2001-2005)

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At times Six Feet Under got a little bizarre. When David was going through some issues, it felt like they were never-ending. But from the start of every episode until the end of every season the originality and acting on every cast member’s part was 110 per cent refreshing and that deserves some serious recognition.

Breaking Bad (2008-)

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There are so many reasons why Bryan Cranston won the Emmy award for Best Actor two years in a row. Watch it and you’ll see. You’ll all see.

Flight of the Conchords (2007-2009)

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New Zealanders, good music and dry comedy are the things that make up a good life. Simple as that.

30 Rock (2006-)

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Alec Baldwin, a.k.a. Jack Donaghy, thank you for letting me use the term ‘business drunk’ like I really mean it. This series is probably made up of the best cast on television right now and funny from start to finish. Every single time.

The Office (2005-)

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Next to 30 Rock, the cast in The Office seems to be a match made in heaven. And although I’ve always liked it, I have to say that the Casual Fridays episode this past season made the show tug on my hearts strings that much more.

Law and Order: Special Victims Unit (1999-)

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While living in Fort St. John, I started watching a lot more television than I had in years. Outside of the Colbert Report and The Daily Show, and on my everyday playlist was Law & Order: SVU after watching Law & Order: Criminal Intent. And as much as I like Goren, SVU just does it for me. I know it’s wrong, and sometimes there are scenes that are so artificial it’s painful to watch, but I have a special place in my heart for this show, and for detective Benson’s storyline/feminist spark. Like on today’s re-run, Slaves, when the fellow asked Benson for a drink, and her response was,“and I’d like your balls in a blender, but ain’t life a bitch.”

Big Bang Theory (2008-)

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Sheldon, the main character has even sparked someone to investigate where his shirts come from. If that’s not proof of how popular the show is, I don’t know what is.

The Colbert Report (2005 -)

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It’s hard to believe the Colbert Nation is only five years old. This eagle has certainly spread its wings and I for one, am all too happy it’s still flyin’ high. From shaving his head in Iraq, to ‘Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger’ Colbert is comedy gold.

The Best in Movies

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (2007)

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This film, I hate to say, I’ve only seen once. But it has stayed in my mind in a way no other movie has. It is this beautifully crafted film that not only moved me but made me think anything you love, or have come to know could be gone in an instant. But it also made me realize a person can do anything they put their minds too, even if that’s all they have the ability to use.

Up (2009)

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Pixar movies just do it for me. They make me one very happy camper and Up was one of the most beautiful movies I’ve ever seen. There is a lot to be said about the power of silence, and from the opening scene on, you just have to appreciate the story of young love, growing old and losing love too fast.

Almost Famous (2000)

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It’s ridiculous to realize that it’s been ten years since high school student William Miller got the opportunity to go on tour with Stillwater and write about the experience for Rolling Stone magazine learning from the great Lester Bangs along the way. Miller was 15 in the movie and when I first watched it, (without my parent’s knowledge) I was two years his junior. I wanted Penny Lane’s good looks, and Miller’s chance, yup that’s what 15 year old Hiedi wanted more than anything.

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

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Enough said.

Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001)

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The movie was almost as good as the book. This flick was made for women, and I have to say, Renee Zellweger captured our craziness amazingly well.

The Pianist (2002)

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Roman Polanski may have done stupid things in his time but this is not one of them. The visuals are tough at times, to say the least, but realistic and moving in ways that are indescribable.

Big Fish (2003)

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Magic. Pure magic.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

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Because we’re all allowed guilty favourites.

Transamerica (2005)

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Felicity Huffman deserves every award possible. The plot alone would normally throw me off, what with trying to get a sex change then finding out along that path that your sexcapades from the past have caught up with you and you have a child and all. But it’s beautifully done and the relationship you watch unfold between father and son is unlike any I’d ever seen.

I’m Not There (2007)

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When I first watched this flick I wondered what I could have possibly been smoking. I went into the movie all wrong, with no real knowledge of who Bob Dylan was (I’d say is, but he’s changed, let’s face it) and so was very confused by all the versions of him that existed within this film. I knew that there had to be reasons why some of the top actors in the business passionately portrayed the man, so there was a spark ignited and I had to learn more then re-visit this work. I read Dylan On Dylan trying to understand, and after reading about who he was, I got it. It irked me as a journalist type since I figured if I were having an interview with someone like that, I’d want to lose it….but it was the 70s and perhaps in that time I would have been a different person in every interview too. Maybe no one will know the real Dylan, but the many lives he claimed he lived are brought to life in quite a way, once you figure it out.

Up in the Air

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a contemplative review by Jason Wilson

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Up in the Air (2009)
Directed by Jason Reitman
Screenplay by Jason Reitman & Sheldon Turner
Based on the novel by Walter Kirn
Starring George Clooney, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick, Jason Bateman, Danny McBride, Melanie Lynskey, JK Simmons, Zach Galifianakis, and Sam Elliott

Movies aren’t only about escaping, this much should be obvious. Sometimes a movie comes along where its subject matter fits the time period when it is released. Up in the Air is one of these movies. And while it has some laughs, it is not an uplifting film but there is a sense of hope underlying it.

Ryan Bingham (Clooney) fires people for a living. He is hired by companies to let their employees whom are no longer needed go. Considering the climate of careers and the global economy during the past year, the firing scenes alone should resonate with most viewers. Times aren’t easy and who knows if the job supporting your family will be there a week from now, a month from now or a year from now.

Bingham spends next to no time at rest in what most people call a “home”. He travels constantly as he is sent from city to city to fire people he has never met and will never see again. He doesn’t believe in the fairy tale existence of falling in love and living happily ever after. He moonlights as a motivational speaker reminiscent of Kerouac as he preaches from his corporate pulpit that our material possessions weigh us down to the point of paralysis.

Unlike Kerouac, Bingham believes the relationships in our lives weigh us down even more. He purposefully rejects the notion of getting close to others. Instead, he relies on acquaintances; not friends. Even his family is kept at a distance. Of course, through the duration of the film he meets someone with the potential of changing his worldview. At first she is essentially a female version of him. “Just think of me as you, only with a vagina,” she says to him at one point. Bingham has a philosophy about filling a backpack with all the things in life weighing you down but what he seems to fail to grasp (most of the time) is what’s left if all we do is avoid commitment and connections?

Now I’m not talking about the material possessions, he might be right about that one. But what’s obvious is that it is the friendships, the romances, the relationships with family that truly matter. If we abandon these, there is nothing else left. Sure we can lose our jobs but it’d be much worse to lose the people around you who are there for you when you’re down. We create so much drama every day that causes tiny rifts with those we care about. Some are fused back together and others are never the same. For whatever reason, we haven’t learned how to fully cohabitate with one another. The solution is not to follow Bingham’s example, though he might have a point.

Cherish the relationships with loved ones. Treat them like gold but at the same time balance it with care for yourself. There is a scene in Up in the Air where Bingham fires a man and points to the man’s resume. Before he started a career with the office he had worked at for decades, he had gone to school to be a chef. Bingham tells him he now has the opportunity and the time to pursue the thing that makes him happy.

Ryan Bingham isn’t supposed to be the hero of a generation, he’s just barely coasting by as the people he could have cared for are drifting further away. He’s a cautionary tale that we can get wrapped up in our own bravura and slogans and philosophies that we ignore the warning signs that life is getting away from us. How many people are stuck in jobs they hate only to get laid off and have no other apparent options? If we’re all going to sink we might as well try our best to live out our damn dreams. Otherwise what is it all for? I don’t have the answers, maybe if I keep looking I’ll find them or maybe I won’t. But I won’t work in another call center ever again.

A good film entertains you. A great film forces you to re-evaluate life and consider the possibilities therein. Up in the Air is the latter.

Jawnpee Recommends Movies from the 00s!

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a reluctant list by John P. Rairdon

Introduction: I’m not one for top lists. I’m not one for saying something was the best but I have from time to time claimed something was better than another thing. This list consists of films that I have watched that I liked. They are the first 15 that came to mind when I thought about the subject. Listed in chronological order.

Fight Club (1999)

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Yes, made in 1999 and if you make any bones about it I’ll fight you. This movie was so fucking important that even until 2004 I was still watching it monthly. If anything ever helped a group of kids make their transition through millenniums, this fucking film was the man. It taught us so much and made us care so little and question everything all the while inspiring us to love every moment we had alive. Fearlessness is the message.

3000 Miles to Graceland (2001)

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Was Kevin Costner’s Roadhouse only cooler with cooler lines, cooler actors, cooler characters, cooler scenes and sexier girls? It had a stupid final resolution and that brings it down a bit but I’ll be damned if it wasn’t fun and all that other stuff I said.

My House in Umbria (2003)

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Truth be told, I don’t remember much about this movie except I watched it every day it played on pay-per-view. Something about an old woman and some train wreck survivors. Dame Maggie Smith is old but still very much beautiful and she is all the reason I need to put this movie here in the list.

Bad Santa (2003)

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Maybe it didn’t pave the way for inappropriate films but it painted new lines on the highway. At its time, this movie pressed some taboo buttons. Bad Santa shocked the shit out of you ’till you couldn’t walk right for a month. Plus, every step of the way it was hilarious. Absolutely gold. It starred that chick from Gilmore Girls, which was shocking on its own. It also has that musician, Billy Bob so-and-so.

House of Sand and Fog (2003)

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A depressing, downer of a film with a very capable cast, young and old alike. The story is crazy in the way things spiral down to despair. Sir Ben Kingsley is a marvel to behold. There is great span of emotions embodied throughout this film’s progression and every one only makes the viewer more concerned. That’s the beauty of this piece. It made me care. I knew I didn’t agree with the way anybody handled anything they did but I was so worried for everyone because they were all doing it wrong.

Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2004)

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I saw Vol. 1 on DVD on a literal small screen. It was fun and gory. Didn’t stop any trains and I doubt I told my family about it but it made me hop into the car when a gang was going to see Vol 2 at the local film joint.

*orgasm*

Now that is storytelling. That is action with feeling. That movie has soul. It is emotional. It’s sad with sad characters. It was hilarious and pure. Scary and heart wrenching. It has that trademark Tarantino dialog. It has brilliant music by Robert Rodriguez. It has David Fucking Carradine as the mother fucking man. Don’t you ever forget it.

I used to work at a grocery store down the road from the moving picture house. I used to get off my late night shift and run (I had no car) straight to theatre and catch the last 40 minutes of the movie. I did that all week.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

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Do you remember Casablanca? Did you ever notice how very little seemed to happen but everybody had something to say about it? That movie was a a masterpiece of dialogue. I can’t put Casablanca on this list but I can put Kiss Kiss Bang Bang on it. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is not Casablanca. For one it has far more action, but the dialogue is incredible. I’ll admit it uses a narrator and that’s not Casa-class but don’t hold it against it because it does have Val Kilmer as big gay man with dry humour. Kiss Kiss is another spectacular Robert Downey Jr. film and should be seen by everybody who likes awesome things.

Lucky Number Slevin (2006)

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Even if Lucky Number Slevin didn’t have the rockstar cast, the compelling characters, the rich interactions between those characters and the great story I would still be here telling you to watch this joint because the set design of this film goes beyond anything I can describe. The wall paper is magic. The glass bricks are colorful and metal fab wall coverings are boss. Lucky for you, Slevin has all that shit and Josh Hartnett.

Shopgirl (2005) and Broken Flowers (2005)

I’ll lump the last 2 in together. Both are mostly sad, awkward films that feature sad, awkward, aging comedians playing sad, awkward characters. Steve Martin wrote and played in Shopgirl along with Claire Danes and is less awkward than Bill Murray who played in Broken Flowers. Both Films have some charming and funny moments but they almost always come from other sources than the comedians who star in them. The supporting casts are what propel these films. No doubt Broken Flowers is better but the character of Jeremy (Jason Schwartzman) in Shopgirl is worth the sit through. Likewise Murray’s detective obsessed neighbour (Jeffrey Wright) was rich.

Read any good movies lately?

In the early 2000’s I was exposed to many foreign language films and they were all awesome possum. I’mma hit you with a few because you need to know there’s more out there than Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and comic book adaptations.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)

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10 years ago this film was un-fucking believable. Out-fucking-rageous. It’s like China was sending a big F U to the Matrix style department.

“You can bend backwards to dodge bullets? Well we can walk on effing trees!”

So many things about this movie is magic but mostly it is the magic that makes this movie. People behave in ways that we can recognize and yet they do things better, farther, longer and easier than you or I could. They lift bigger hammers, they jump wider rivers and they fall down harder. And their flashback sequence lasts 20 minutes. Take that Family Guy.

Lucía y el sexo (Sex and Lucia) (2001)

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Hold your breath, there’s lots of sex in this movie, shoot, there’s even a little nip on the official poster. The best part about this movie is the fact that despite all the sex it has a quite good story too boot. It’s a super example of dramatic irony. You know, when characters are doing stuff they think no one else will know about and we know better all along. It’s also fun to see the older depiction of the internet. All the keyboards go “clackity clack”. Fuck man, there are some nice tits in this movie but you will not feel like you watched a porno by the time it’s done.

Cidade de Deus (City of God) (2002)

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Caught me off guard. It’s set in a most depressing city and has some incredible twists and turns. I was drawn to every bad decision that these children made. It is always shocking to see films with children behaving more adult than I at times, and not in good ways. With every bit of my North American, first world ignorance I ask with such force “WHERE ARE THESE KIDS’ PARENTS THROUGHOUT ALL THIS?!”

Heaven (2002)

I loved Sam Raimi’s The Gift. I payed attention to the fact that both Cate Blanchett and Giovanni Ribisi were in it. So when I heard there was a foreign film with those two together again I was curious to see it. A women attempts to exact revenge on an evil business man. It goes badly wrong and she turns herself in to the authorities. There are those films that once you finish watching you just sit there in silence. Heaven did that to me.

Irréversible (2002)

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You will never, never be able to unsee this movie. Maybe now, in the years post 2002 this movie will be less shocking but I will never forget that brilliant, ugly, disgusting piece of perfect art presented in this film.

I hate this movie for the truths it presents. I hate this movie for the amazing techniques it uses to manipulate me. I hate this movie for its satisfying and heart warming ending. I hate this movie for ever having watched it. What I hate most about this movie is that after having seen everything I saw, in the order I was made to see it that I would have done the same fucking thing that I hated to see in the first 10 minutes if it happened to me.

Challenge yourself. Stomach the whole film.

Ten Unappreciated Films since 2000

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The next in a series of Unfiltered Smoke decade retrospectives. This one by Doug Dickinson.

Ten Under-Appreciated Films of the Decade

I was already planning a “best films of the decade” list for my blog when Jason asked me to do a list for Unfiltered Smoke. Therefore, I decided to try something a little different. This is a list of ten films from the decade that I thought were under-appreciated. As far as I’m concerned all of them are great films that received bad reviews, did horrible at the box office, or were generally disliked by filmgoers.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford – 2007 – Directed by Andrew Dominik

This three hour Western is an in-depth character study of one of the most famous outlaws in American history. Despite the fact that it has Brad Pitt in the starring role, it made barely any money and is considered a commercial failure. It’s a shame, because The Assassination of Jesse James is one of the best films of the decade and deserves to be seen by more people. It tells a fascinating story through strong performances and stunning photography.

The Fountain – 2006 – Directed by Darren Aronofsky

My theatre experience with The Fountain was one of the weirdest I’ve ever had. While I sat there riveted to my seat, people around me got up and walked out only minutes into the movie. I understand that it’s a very odd film. One that is hard to understand even after multiple viewings. But as challenging as it is, there is a lot to like if you keep an open mind. The performances and imagery are beautiful, and Clint Mansell’s score is arguably the best of the decade. I challenge everyone to sit through the movie once and give it some thought before dismissing it.

In Bruges – 2008 – Martin McDonagh

Of all the films I saw this decade I don’t know if there were any that managed to be funnier than In Bruges. Writer/Director Martin McDonagh’s full-length film debut feels similar to Tarantino crime films such as Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs, but the smart writing is infused with so much humour that it works best as a comedy.

The most surprising thing about In Bruges is Colin Farrell’s acting. I have always liked his work, but his performance here is quite stunning, managing to be equally funny and moving. Brendan Gleeson and Ralph Fiennes give their usual great work, obviously enjoying themselves as they shoot alarming amounts of bullets and curse words.

Kingdom of Heaven (Director’s Cut) – 2005 – Directed by Ridley Scott

Ridley Scott has a history of getting screwed over by studios, and it has never been more obvious than with Kingdom of Heaven. He was forced to cut entire storylines out of the film to make it more action-packed. The film as it was seen in theatres was a decent action movie that seemed to be lacking in plot.

When the Director’s Cut was released, people were surprised to discover a completely different film. Well over an hour of content was added, making Kingdom of Heaven a slower-paced film that’s more comparable to Lawrence of Arabia than to Gladiator. It’s a shame that Scott wasn’t able to release his intended vision in theatres, but at least we have the ability to view it on DVD. The Director’s Cut of Kingdom of Heaven is a modern masterpiece.

The New World – 2005 – Directed by Terrence Malick

Few directors split audiences like Terrence Malick. The poetic storytelling, slow as molasses pacing and long run-times make most of his movies love it/hate it affairs. The New World is an even tougher sell than his other films such as Days of Heaven and The Thin Red Line. It’s a two and a half hour long take on the story of Pocahontas that has hardly any dialogue or action. Most of the film is made up of nature shots.

I adore Malick’s filmmaking, and while I don’t think The New World is as good as his previous films, I still consider it to be a great piece of work that is filled with beautiful cinematography and naturalistic performances. Everyone should try to watch at least one Malick film in their lifetime. Either you’ll be put to sleep or you’ll be a fan for life.

Once – 2007 – Directed by John Carney

Once came out of nowhere to become of my favorite movie of 2007. All I knew about it beforehand was that it was a tiny indie film that got insanely good reviews from critics. When I watched it at two in the morning one night after work, I was blown away by its honest romantic story and raw musical performances. I was so moved that I sat in tears, unable to go to sleep.

I loved the movie so much that I watched it numerous times in the following days, and most of my friends can attest to having me force the DVD on them until they agreed to watch it. Sadly not many people seemed to catch on to the movie, and I routinely see copies of the DVD sitting ignored in bargain bins.

Speed Racer – 2008 – Directed by Andy and Larry Wachowski

Speed Racer was one of the biggest box-office and critical failures of the decade. It received a razzie nomination, was on numerous “worst films of the year” lists, and seems to be hated by nearly everyone I talk to, whether they have seen it or not. The first time I saw it I had no idea what to expect. I thought the trailers were great, but at the same time there were a ton of negative reviews.

After watching Speed Racer I couldn’t understand why it’s so harshly disliked. Yes, it has its flaws, mainly the terrible pacing and bloated runtime. That said, I think it’s one of the most fun action flicks of the decade and I adore the visual style of the film. This is exactly how a live action adaptation of a retro cartoon should look.

The Village – 2004 – Directed by M Night Shyamalan

There’s a large number of critics and film buffs who consider Signs to be Shyamalan’s last good movie, but in my opinion The Village takes that honour. I enjoyed it mainly because of the strong cast (led by Bryce Dallas Howard’s brilliant debut performance), haunting score, and beautiful imagery. Most complaints about the film seemed to be focused on the lack of spookiness and disappointing plot twist, which I’ll admit are big flaws. It’s not a great film, but I don’t think it’s as bad as a lot of people made it out to be.

Brick – 2005 – Directed by Rian Johnson
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The Lookout – 2007 – Directed by Scott Frank

Both of these Joseph Gordon-Levitt starring films were critical hits that went under-the-radar of most film goers. I love both films equally and couldn’t decide which one to include on this list, so I’m listing both. Brick is a neat little film noir that takes place around a modern day high school but has classic noir dialogue. The Lookout is a smartly written crime drama that features great performances from Jeff Daniels, Isla Fisher and Matthew Goode. But the main reason to check out both films is Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He’s been one of the most under-rated actors for most of the decade, and it’s his work in these two films that made me first take notice of him.

In the Loop

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In the Loop (2009)
Directed by Armando Iannucci
Written by Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci and Tony Roche
Starring Peter Capaldi, Tom Hollander, Gina McKee, James Gandolfini, Chris Addison and David Rasche

Is war unforeseeable? The use of that word in particular to describe conflict is what sets In the Loop off into the chaotic stratosphere where it remains for the entire runtime. It brushes with confusion, idiocy and mounds of profanity to produce one of the best comedies in cinema of recent memory.

So I ask again, is war unforeseeable? What exactly would that statement mean? Are there no warning signs or potential tip offs? Is war simply a random collision of conflicting ideas like a barroom brawl on an astronomically larger scale? And if it isn’t unforeseeable, does that mean it is…foreseeable?

While a comedy, first and foremost must achieve laughs as far as its classification within genre is concerned, when a comedy actually has something to say or at least attempts to shine a light on a potential societal problem, it can become more than a comedy.

American Beauty prodded at the obsession with materialism with a mix of humour and a bleak outlook on suburban life. Wes Anderson has made a career of obsessing over broken familial relationships with a scathing dry wit. So here’s a war movie that instead of focusing on the body count and the gore on the front lines, the filmmakers hone in on the sheer absurdity found within the bureaucratic sphere. There is a fantastic bit that goes from the beginning to the end of the film about a government report outlining the pros and cons of war while the government is trying to decide to go to war. The document has more cons and if the report were to be leaked it would cause a bit of a roadblock when it came to entering the war. Now, no one is openly for going to war but any time the negativity is expressed it is obvious that war is the preferred outcome to the higher ups.

Along with the political satire and the annihilation of the bureaucratic process (something I never get sick of seeing), In the Loop provides a Lost In Translation element between two english speaking nations. In many aspects both sides are saying the same thing but are never on the same page. It’s dry and subtle mixed in with creative combinations of vulgarities. The comedy somehow uses the best of both worlds and it achieves balance.

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It is an ensemble piece and although Peter Capaldi commands the camera more than anyone else, his Malcolm Tucker is not the lead. He is a loud, angry Scot who muscles everyone around thriving on the stammering weak who surround him. In fact, the two prominent Scottish characters are portrayed in the same way while the English are quiet and reserved attempting to avoid conflict at all costs while still heading into a war.

The Americans then are essentially shown as compulsive liars, opportunists and hypochondriacs. Not only to the Brits but to one another. From the start of the movie, everyone is at each other’s throats trying to calm down the mistake of one cabinet minister referring to a war as unforeseeable while the poor bastard is torn back and forth as all he ever wanted to do as a politician was help people. In the end, he can’t even keep a wall from falling down.

In the Loop is sharp and moves along at a great pace. Iannucci and company have crafted a smart observation at the vanity and overall clusterfuck involved with managing countries in war times and it’s a shame it hasn’t gotten more press despite wall to wall great reviews. The laughs are subtle most of the time resulting in more of an inward hilarity with occasional moments where the audience should be unable to hold it in. At the very least, you should get a chuckle at Malcolm’s creative combos of insults.

When Robotic Philosopher Kings Become Mechanical John Rambos

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As a child in the 80’s, I was privy to some very seminal pop culture that is just now beginning to be recycled into films and videogames. I watched every episode of He-Man, I learned life lessons from G.I. Joe (like not to hide in an abandoned refrigerator) and I had the Ghostbusters replica Proton-Pack (though I lacked a ghost trap, and to this day harbour fantasies of rigging a guitar effects pedal into one).

None of them really affected me like Transformers did, though. Something about vehicles that transformed into giant robots appealed to me. Perhaps it was that while He-Man took place on a different world, Ghostbusters dealt with an alternate world where ghosts were everywhere and G.I. Joe was just a simple military fantasy, Transformers were just what they said: robots in disguise.

How could I be sure that my family’s Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera wasn’t turning into a robot and fighting other cars turned robots while I slept at night? I’d never see a ghost and I never lived anywhere where war was an issue, but there were vehicles everywhere and all of them, in my mind, were potential robots.

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Obviously, it’s odd to be so affected by a 30 minute toy commercial, but I was. I never paid attention in church, but I absorbed the lessons that Optimus Prime taught me. “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” Damn right. Optimus Prime was a reluctant warrior, the William Wallace of the Transformers. He fought to defend people, but was at heart a peaceful being. He was, well he was damn near a robot Jesus.

Optimus Prime died for our sins. And it was one of the pivotal moments to which I can point in my childhood and see the loss of my innocence. When I rented the 1986 Transformers movie on a family vacation in Newfoundland, it was like watching a family member die (and turn grey for some reason). Of course, while it only took Jesus three days to return to life, it took Prime an entire season’s worth of episodes, but it mattered not. Our saviour had returned.

So obviously, when Michael Bay’s 2007 Transformers movie came out, I was interested to see where he would take the characters. And despite some problems (chief among them the human to robot ratio), it wasn’t a bad movie. Most of the important characters were pretty true to form and, even if the designs were so busy it was hard to tell them apart sometimes, it was a fun, nostalgic trip to watch these characters of my childhood fight it out on a giant theatre screen.

(I would be chagrined if I didn’t point out, however, that Michael Bay’s Optimus Prime is a piss-poor military strategist. His plan was to save the world by having the boy destroy him and the Allspark cube. In other words, his plan was to piss off the Decepticons immensely, while also killing the only Autobot capable of defending the earth from them. Just put the damn thing in Jazz, it’s not like he was anything but cannon fodder. I digress…)

The important thing was that, in spite of whatever problems the movie had, Michael Bay for the most part got the spirit of the characters right in his first outing.

In this year’s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, however, the robotic philosopher king became a 50 foot mechanical Frank Castle. In the very first scene of the movie, Prime shoots an incapacitated Decepticon point-blank in the face. From there, he goes on to have some incredibly bad-ass fighting scenes. And that’s fine, Prime is a great warrior. But it troubled me throughout the rest of the movie. Prime isn’t an executioner.

The Optimus Prime I grew up with would never do that. In the heat of battle, or given no other options, Prime would do what was necessary- I’m not saying that Prime should be like Batman and never kill. But, uh…Demolisher (I had to look up his name) was completely crippled. Prime didn’t kill him in the heat of battle, he murdered him in cold blood.

What’s more, he’s spouting ominous promises that “The Fallen shall rise again.” Wouldn’t it make more sense to interrogate him? Find out what that whole Fallen business is about? Again, the movie’s Optimus Prime leaves much to be desired in terms of strategy.

The point is that somewhere between Transformers and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Michael Bay (or whichever writer is responsible for this) completely lost their sense of who Optimus Prime is as a character and why he does what he does.

And in a movie that’s been described as, at best “outrageous, stupid fun” and at worst “mildly better than **censored**ting your pants” (in Topless Robot’s rundown of the movie which lists complaints in far more detail than I’m capable of), that’s not the sort of characterization problems you can afford. Optimus Prime executing a prisoner is one of those things that fans will look back on like nipples on the batsuit: a clear indication that the filmmakers either don’t understand or don’t give a **censored** that they’re contributing to characters that fans love deeply.

I’m not going to tell you that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a terrible movie. I will tell you it’s a fun, albeit incredibly stupid movie. But frankly, after all the far-more intelligently written and more satisfying blockbusters that have come out since the first movie (Iron Man, The Dark Knight, Star Trek, to name a few) I’m surprised that is the case.

I only hope that the financial success of Revenge of the Fallen doesn’t give Hollywood the idea that fans will gladly lap up any crap with loud explosions in it. The Dark Knight, in particular, was a very intelligently written, dense and psychological film. Sure, it had those same big explosions, but they made sure the set them up so that they made the most impact. Similar praise could be offered to Iron Man and Star Trek in how they managed the balance between good action and good filmmaking. I hope that distinction isn’t lost on future filmmakers.

As for me, I believe I’ll look into getting the first season of the classic Transformers series at some point in the near future. The animation and storylines may not hold up as well today, but at least I’ll be able to remember the Optimus Prime of my youth; that great robot thinker who knew that with “a little energon and a lot of luck” that we would all pull through.