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The New Monday Night War?

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by Jenn Harrison and Matt Jones

January 4, 2010

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Jenn: For the first time in longer than I can remember; wrasslin’ gave me those old familiar chills tonight.

Tonight, TNA Wrestling put its IMPACT show on from 8 – 11 PM, coinciding with the WWE RAW 9-11 time slot; direct competition for Vince McMahon for the first time since he didn’t own WCW, ECW, WWE and every other brand.

TNA came prepared, too. Huge names including Ric Flair, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, ‘X-Pac’ (or as I will forever remember him, ‘The 1-2-3 Kid’), Jeff Hardy and Eric Bischoff all made appearances within the first hour of TNA, hoping to grab an audience and keep them from changing over to RAW at 9PM.

TNA also pulled out the big gun – Hulk Hogan himself. The Hulkster praised the integrity and quality of TNA wrestling, saying to his former (and in Scott Hall’s case – drunken) buddies that “everyone has to earn” their spot with this company, and you are not guaranteed a job despite the accolades of your past. Hogan then said “if you can’t talk and you can’t wrestle, pack your bags and head up north.” This was a direct shot at Vince and all the Superstars of WWE, claiming their wrestling and mic skills were not up to TNA standards.

Bischoff and Hulk then vowed to take another company to the top against Vince, just like they did once before (WCW), and I smiled and thought, “whatcha gonna do, Vince?”

Well, Vince McMahon is no idiot. For weeks, he has been teasing fans with a seemingly impossible gem: Bret “Hitman” Hart returning to WWE. And coincidentally, it is really, finally happening. Tonight. Now. The same night as TNA’s brilliant Monday night debut.

As eagerly as I gobbled up that first hour of TNA, my heart pulled me back to RAW as soon as it began, and there he was- my main man. My childhood hero, Bret Hart, back in a WWE ring for the first time in 12 years. Now this guy is the real deal. ‘The best there is, the best there was,’ and yes – probably the ‘best there ever will be’. Screw Hogan, with his reality show and 3 move arsenal!

What does Bret do? Immediately, he calls out Shawn Michaels! (Now, the reason for this is connected to the “Montreal Screwjob”. The screwjob is a long, emotional story; one I am personally invested in and cannot get into here. It deserves its own article. If you don’t know about it, you cannot be my friend.)

Twelve years later, and these two men are face to face in the ring once more. I haven’t even thought about TNA since RAW began. Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart finally talking shit out? This is the stuff of my dreams! (Although, yes, I am disappointed that the WWE universe is suddenly supposed to forgive Shawn Michaels for all the tears we shed during that pivotal Survivor Series).

Vince played our emotions tonight, and kept me from changing the channel back to TNA…this Monday, at least. Let’s see what RAW will do in the future to keep it that way. Now that Vince isn’t the only show in town, perhaps WWE will improve its quality to match the glory days of old, and once again be truly worthy of a Superstar like Bret Hart. Let the ‘Monday Night War’ re-commence!

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Matt: Hulk Hogan did not live up to his promises on last Monday’s Nitro. Oops, I mean Impact.

Hogan promised that we would see a new promotion with a new focus that would become a suitable competitor for the WWE. He promised that TNA would become a true alternative. What we got was three hours of wrestling that combined the most annoying tendencies of both WCW and TNA into one ungodly creation.

I will give them credit that the show did have a fairly spontaneous feel to it. There was an excitement as you wondered who would show up, and what would happen next. This was one of the best things about WCW Nitro in its day.

On the other side of the coin, however, a show that supposedly took six weeks of planning felt just like those old disjointed Nitros. You know, the ones when we would hear stories of Hogan vetoing almost everything at the last minute and Bischoff would have to improvise the show 10 minutes before it started? It felt like those Nitros.

The opening contest was a cluttered and confusing cage match that was lousy long before the brain dead finish that had the fans chanting “bullshit” (apparently, there was a problem with the cage that they only discovered the day of the show which forced the stupid finish, but that’s no excuse). Think about that. Ten minutes into the biggest show they’ve ever done, and the fans are chanting “bullshit.”

Then Jeff Hardy debuts. A smart move for a company that doesn’t seem to care much about drug abuse among its roster (Hardy was indicted for a laundry list of drug charges the very next day). But it didn’t mean anything. Jeff Hardy showed up during an awful, disjointed undercard match after spending the last year in the main events of the WWE. Arguably the biggest star in wrestling last year made his debut in a trainwreck, no where near the top of the card.

Then we get Ric Flair, one of the most legendary names in wrestling, show up and head into the building. And later he came out to watch the main event for a bit. And that’s it. Ric Flair, one of the most charismatic wrestlers of all time, a guy who’s been talking fans into the seats for 30 years, came out and said nothing. How do you not give Ric Flair a mic and 10 minutes to get the crowd pumped and to put over TNA? Would that have taken too much time away from the Nasty Boys segments or the mind numbingly stupid strip poker bit?

And then, after 45 minutes of his damn-near presidential motorcade driving to the arena, Hogan finally shows up. First off, that’s a fine message that he gives a shit about the program, when he only shows up after it’s already been on the air for an hour. But then he comes out and says that he’s been in the back all day talking to the wrestlers and the producers, really putting over his involvement in the company. WHY THE HELL DID WE WATCH YOU DRIVE TO THE ARENA FOR 45 MINUTES IF YOU WERE ALREADY THERE!?!?!

Then, we have the main event which was a spectacular display of athletic wrestling from Kurt Angle and champion AJ Styles (my personal dislike for kicking out of 1,000 finishing moves in a single match notwithstanding). They put on a hell of a show, but there was too much else going on. Why did the masked man attack them if it had no impact on the match at all? Why did Flair come out and do nothing? Why did Hogan praise them at the end, only to run off giving fans the impression that the nWo beating up Mick Foley backstage was more important? None of it made any sense at all.

Last Monday’s Impact was a chance for TNA to make a definitive statement. Using Hulk Hogan’s name value and the incredible athleticism of TNA’s roster (and make no mistake, they have some incredibly talented performers) could have been a winning combination. Instead, most of TNA’s roster spent the night doing 30 second interviews or being found unconscious backstage (seriously), while we watched the Nasty Boys destroy a locker room and Val Venis playing poker.

To be totally honest, Raw wasn’t great either. The Bret Hart segments were awesome, but other than that, it was the same irritating Raw as always. Same stars at the top of the card, same directionless midcarders, and the same skits with the midget. But this wasn’t a make or break show for them. Vince hadn’t promised to change the wrestling industry. They have a proven business model and seem to be in a position to succeed regardless of quality.

For TNA and Hulk Hogan though, it was a crucial show. And they blew it. Other than nostalgia, there was little that was truly impressive on either wrestling show last Monday. President Dixie Carter, and certainly her parents who actually own 71% of the company, should be very concerned right now. Her new TNA that she’s paying Hogan and Bischoff all this money for looks disturbingly like the old TNA that couldn’t compete and the old WCW that went out of business.

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Going forward, regardless of Raw’s quality, one assumes that we’ll get a very interesting result out of this storyline- Vince McMahon vs. Bret Hart in some sort of street fight match at Wrestlemania XXVI. As for TNA, in their position they can’t afford to trade on nostalgia alone. They need to build new stars and they need to do it fast. That’s how the nWo and the Nasty Boys should be used; to establish new stars. If not, there’s no purpose to bringing them in at all.

As much as I would love to be excited about this new potential Monday Night War (TNA has not yet permanently moved to Monday nights, but it is expected as they drew a decent rating), I’m not. I hope that TNA can put it together and come up with a winning formula, but if they go forward as is, they’re going to get destroyed by the WWE.

Let’s all hope they do improve though. The WWE have gotten stagnant without competition. The wrestling industry desperately needs new ideas and new talent to challenge the McMahon wrestling monopoly and to move the business forward.

The Crosby-Ovechkin Debate

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a sports column by Matthew Flanagan

As a child I was basically in love with Mario Lemieux. I was a Penguins fan. I loved Jagr, Kevin Stevens, Ron Francis and even, yes, Ulf Samuelsson and Tom Barrasso. It was, admittedly, extremely hard to love Barrasso both because he wasn’t altogether that good of a goaltender and he wore those God forsaken pads. When Mario retired (the first time) I cried. When Mario unretired (the first time) I cried.

I eventually moved away from cheering for the Penguins. They became a joke and without Mario around. Jagr became more and more unlikeable until his eventual departure. I was extremely excited when the Penguins were able to draft Crosby because I knew it meant their franchise had become relevant again. I was, once more, a Penguins fan reborn. Call me a fair-weather fan all you want, I don’t care. My love of a team is inextricably linked to the likeable players on said team. As much as I admired the Straka-led Penguins there wasn’t anything to cheer for and since I can’t immediately find Pittsburgh on a map I certainly can’t claim any geographical ties. So I moved on but came back. Crosby, tied with Luongo, is my favourite player.

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Combined with that initial disclaimer I should also add that I am not a nationalist hockey fan. I don’t pick and choose based on where a player comes from. While I am thankful for the freedoms and opportunities Canada provides for me I still despise the Canadian state. I find it a bit foolish to cheer for a player or boo them because of an accident of birth. As much as I might hate to live in Russia (a hellhole) that doesn’t change how I felt about Pavel Bure. So, my love of Crosby and my dislike of Ovechkin is not fuelled by any nationalist sentiments at all.

The NHL, like it’s much much MUCH more successful NFL counterpart, has attempted to define itself in recent years through the lens of the Crosby-Ovechkin debate. Like the Brady-Manning debate in the NFL the NHL tries to force people’s eyes on hockey through a constant babble of “who’s the best”. The media, well the media I am able to watch, has taken it upon themselves to jump on top of Ovechkin’s shoulders. I have to hear statements from people like Mike Milbury celebrating Ovechking as “by far the best player in the league” and “the most exciting player in hockey.” This irritates me for a number of reasons. First, nobody gets to tell me who the most exciting player in a sport is. That’s my decision and if I think it’s Crosby, Phaneuf or Anze Kopitar that’s my choice. Second, Milbury, perhaps the worst hockey mind of all-time, doesn’t get to have an opinion about hockey. This guy could have had a team featuring Spezza, Heatley, Chara and Luongo (among many many others) but instead left the hockey world with a colossal mess. Third, and most importantly to call Ovechkin “by far the greatest player” requires an act of wilful ignorance I can’t even begin to describe. If someone thinks Ovie is the best there is that’s fine but to try and put him on another level is just moronic. There are a plethora of other players in the NHL who can either come close or can pass Ovie’s talents. For my money I would take Crosby over Ovechkin and now, finally, I will say why.

First things first. Yes, Ovechkin has more points than Crosby. He has more points than him for one simple reason; he has played more games than Crosby. A very modest investigation into the facts actually reveals that, if Crosby had played as many games as Ovie, Sid would likely have more points (this is based on the fact that Crosby has a higher points per game average). If Crosby hadn’t suffered a major ankle injury a few years ago he might easily have more points (more Harts too?) than Ovie. However, the number of points doesn’t really seem to be all that important when we consider that Malkin out produced Ovie just last year and still lost out on the Hart. Why? As far as I can tell its one word: Goals. Ovechkin is undeniably the best pure goalscorer in the league. He has it all and he is a legit threat to score every time he even sees a block of ice.

He does have his faults though. I don’t think Ovie could find the defensive zone with both hands and a flashlight. I also don’t think he is filled with any kind of profound respect for the safety of his opponents (recent developments have confirmed this). That being said, yes, Ovechkin is one of the best and if you like THE best (you decide). What angers me about this is that goals have become overblown while at the same time assists and playmaking in general has been trivialized. The goal in hockey has now taken the same place as the dunk in basketball or the home run in baseball. The NHL and its media lapdog have now done everything it can to dumb down the game of hockey to simple goal scoring so even the biggest numbskull can follow along without understanding any of the game’s nuances. That’s fine, it’s the NHL’s job to sell their game but that doesn’t mean I have to buy it. And I won’t.

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Playmaking is JUST AS important as “finishing”. The ability to set up a goal is a necessary hockey skill and some players have more talent passing the puck than hitting that home run. I constantly hear how “some assists” are bogus and that argument has some merit. Yes, some are. However, are all goals pure and wonderful? What about garbage goals, goalie errors or those goals that simply would have never happened if the playmaker didn’t feather that pretty pass over? How many times has Crosby put the puck exactly where it needs to be? There are many times Crosby passes instead of shooting (and scoring) but just as many times those passes create scoring chances that never would have happened without him. Which player is more valuable to their team? It’s really difficult to tell. If I had to break the tie I would include Crosby’s recent faceoff winning percentage, it might not be as pretty as Ovechkin’s goals (but surely better looking than his dreadful shooting percentage) but winning a faceoff is a pretty important hockey skill.

Although I am confident in my stance that Crosby is a better hockey player than Ovechkin it isn’t my intention to convince anyone that Ovechkin is a bum. My aim was to narrow the divide between the two. Simply because one player gets assists and the other gets goals doesn’t indicate one player’s superiority over another. As long as a player is producing for their team what those points look like is meaningless. Also, there is a certain objective level of play that includes more than just Crosby and Ovechkin in the “who’s the best” debate. There are other players out there that someone might feel to be superior to Crosby and Ovechkin and that’s fine, I guess what’s really important is not letting Mike Milbury tell you anything about hockey.

This is what happened to the WWE

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I don’t want to make it a thing on this site where every article spawns a series of debating articles. Nor is this meant to be an attack on Jennifer Harrison’s “What Happened to the WWE?” article.

From reading her article, I noticed two main things. First, at one time, Jennifer, you loved wrestling, and wish it was as good as you remembered. Me too. Second, you can tell from a lot of the minutia I mentioned in my comment that you haven’t been watching with any regularity recently. Fair enough. You haven’t enjoyed it, so why would you watch it? You’re not a sadist like I apparently am. I’ve watched the show hating it sometimes, wishing desperately that it would get better.

I’m not going to tell you that you’re wrong and the WWE is as good as it’s ever been. There’s a whole lot of gray area that’s subjective to each fan. But the title of the previous article ends with a question mark. I’ll do my best to answer that question.

The short answer is that wrestling changed, as it always has. Wrestling has been around more than a century and has been a lot of things. It’s been a carnival side-show attraction and it’s been on school lunchboxes. It’s held in smoky bars and rotary clubs as well as sold-out stadiums during international tours.

Since the “glory days” of the 1980’s, wrestling has gone through many of these changes, dictated by the circumstances of the business. Steroid and sex scandals in the early 90’s were combatted by the WWF through branding themselves as “family friendly” entertainment (and, let’s be honest, with their bright, colourful, cartoon character personas, the WWF wrestlers were already VERY family friendly).

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And why not? From the WWF’s point of view, being family-friendly had made them millions. Doing the same thing, perhaps more so with characters like Doink the Clown or Mantaur, probably seemed like a good plan.

However, that extra neutered approach, and the stench of the scandals, led to a downturn in business and World Championship Wrestling took advantage with a more mature approach to wrestling. The WWF owned the 12 and under crowd, so WCW established themselves as the king of teens and young adults — essentially, the fans from the glory days who had now grown up and weren’t interested in the kid-friendly WWF.

Once McMahon finally got himself acquitted of steroid charges, they began to fight back. Going after the same “young adult” demographic as WCW, the WWF went much further and created what’s now known as “the Attitude era.” While WCW presented more realistic storylines, they were bound by the standards and practices of their parent company Turner Broadcasting. The WWF could do whatever they wanted though. They were bound by the judgment of the USA Network, which aired Monday Night Raw, but as long as the controversy they created attracted more eyes and corresponding advertising dollars, USA couldn’t care less. So sex and violence were amped up, and every child’s hero Hulk Hogan (“say your prayers, train hard and eat your vitamins”) was replaced by beer–swilling anti-hero Stone Cold Steve Austin (“Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!”). In 2001, when the WWF bought WCW and ECW, winning the Monday Night Wars, the company saw no reason to change the way they did business or promoted themselves.

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And why not? From the (now) WWE’s point of view, being edgy and outrageous had made them billions. Doing the same thing, perhaps more so with fiascos like Katie Vick or the Billy and Chuck wedding, probably seemed like a good plan.

Of course, history repeats itself, never more so than in the wrestling industry. Starting with the death of Eddie Guerrero, and then becoming firmly entrenched with the Chris Benoit tragedy two years later, the WWE is in damage control mode. The WWE is PG again and, in terms of presentation of storylines, bears more resemblance to the WWF of the 80’s than it does to any period in between. Edgy, sex based storylines are gone, as are most of the half-naked (or completely naked) women who used to be everywhere.

In the current WWE, kid friendly characters like Rey Mysterio and Hornswoggle are heavily featured. Bloodshed, for years all but expected in the main events, has disappeared. Women who used to simply represent T ‘n A (not to be confused with TNA) are now actually trained to wrestle.

That’s the interesting thing about wrestling though: if you asked 100 fans whether or not any of the changes detailed in the past several paragraphs is a good thing or a bad thing, you’d get wildly different answers. Wrestling “should be” different things to different people.

To a lot of fans who grew up in the 80’s, wrestling “should be” something you can watch with your entire family. Ask fans from the 60’s or 70’s though, and you might get a completely different answer. A lot of these fans were horrified with what wrestling became in the 80’s (when the WWF became synonymous with wrestling in the public perception). To many of them, wrestling was supposed to be about gritty, intense, athletic competition, not “kids stuff.” A lot of fans from the Attitude era feel the same way about the current PG WWE.

What is wrestling supposed to be? Everyone, from the lowliest fan to Vince McMahon himself would give you a different answer. Vince’s answer, if he’s honest with you, would probably be “whatever makes me the most money.” And that’s reflected by the in-ring product.

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Five-star matches like Mr. Perfect vs. Bret Hart, Steamboat vs. Savage, Angle vs. Benoit or Jericho vs. Michaels aren’t where McMahon made his money. Or, more correctly, they aren’t where he made his biggest money. What made Vince McMahon a millionaire was the sales from Hulkster, Stone Cold, Rock and John Cena shirts, toys, video games and other ancillary merchandise. Wrestling doesn’t move merchandise- characters do. Carefully marketed and positioned characters.

The fans who actually care about wrestling matches- the fans like me and many others – we’re always going to be there (in McMahon’s view). We’ll be the ones to keep the company going with DVD sales, Pay Per View purchases and live event tickets (I went to one last weekend in Moncton, actually). But it was when the casual audience got involved that everything was gravy for Vince and the WWE. It doesn’t really matter to them if I place an order through WWEshop.com for a Finlay shirt and a Dean Malenko action figure. What matters is when having a “Hulkamania” or “Austin 3:16” shirt becomes the hot new thing and the casual, mainstream audience all have to have one.

That’s why Hulk Hogan is still one of the biggest, if not the biggest, names in WWE history despite wrestling virtually the same match for his entire career (punch, kick, bodyslam, big boot, leg drop). He could make people care about him, and made them want to cheer for him, and to buy his merchandise.

Believe it or not, Vince McMahon is a big fan of technical wrestling, according to a number of sources I’ve read. McMahon loves believable, credible technical workers like Bret Hart, Chris Benoit or Kurt Angle. But he’s smart enough to know which side his bread is buttered on. There will always be a place for technical wrestling in the WWE, but it’s not necessarily going to be the main event.

Is the quality of the actual wrestling as good as it was in the past? Like everything, it depends on who you ask. The pace is quicker these days, and there are more moves from the top rope. On the other hand, with less places to work, young wrestlers have less experience and are often less polished in their performances (especially in the “psychology” of a match). It’s give and take. But is one era conclusively better than another? Hardly.

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Jennifer made reference to Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect from Summerslam 1991 as being one of those great, classic wrestling matches that you don’t see anymore. But does anyone remember the rest of Summerslam ‘91? Ted DiBiase and Virgil had a decent match. That’s about it. Everything else was pretty awful, and the main event of the show was a wedding.

Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect was a great match. It’s one of my favourites (though, I am partial to their 1993 King of the Ring bout). But matches like that stand out more than they would otherwise because they’re framed by crap like The Bushwhackers vs. The Natural Disasters. Wrestlers like Bret Hart, Mr. Perfect, Ted DiBiase, Jake Roberts, Randy Savage and Ricky Steamboat stood out because they were surrounded by guys like King Kong Bundy, George Steele, Giant Kamala, One Man Gang, Outback Jack and Hillbilly Jim.

And that’s not meant as a slight against Hillbilly Jim or King Kong Bundy or anyone else. There’s definitely a place for them. Though they weren’t, as Jim Ross might put it, “catch-as-catch-can stylists,” guys like Junk Yard Dog, George “The Animal” Steele and Hillbilly Jim were LOVED by fans. On the heel side, people paid good money to see King Kong Bundy, Kamala or One Man Gang get their ass kicked by Hulk Hogan.

Wrestling is, at its best, like the circus. There should be something for everybody. Just like the circus would get boring if it was nothing but lion tamers, wrestling would be boring if everybody wrestled like Bret Hart. If you don’t like the lion tamer, maybe you’d prefer the high-wire act (Randy Savage, Rey Mysterio), the clowns (George Steele, Santino Marella) or the side show (Andre, The Great Khali).

The problems with the WWE are, in many ways, the same problems as the earlier eras. John Cena is over-exposed today, as was Hulk Hogan in his day. Drug and steroid abuse is still an issue. There was, and still are, too many wrestlers to effectively showcase all of them with allotted TV/PPV time. New stars need to be cultivated; this used to require talent scouts, now it requires a development territory and trainers. There are still fans who tire of the emphasis on sketches and skits over actual wrestling. And as always, there are wrestlers at the top of the card who will do whatever it takes to stay there, regardless of what that means to the company. Either way, it’s all wrestling. It’s just adapted to what Vince McMahon thinks people want it to be at a given time. Whether that’s for better or for worse is up to you.

But remember that, as I said off the top, wrestling means different things to different people. No matter what our opinion is, there were many who think that our favorite era is an abomination. It’s telling that the WWF’s two biggest periods were the diametrically opposed squeaky-clean late 80’s and raunchy and edgy late 90’s. The WWE will no doubt go through many more changes as time goes on, so keep checking in. Who knows? In a few years, you might love it again.

Burning Bridges in Wisconsin

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Brett Favre…two words which at one time meant everything that was great about the National Football League have since been reduced to a punch line. Favre has always been one of the most colourful characters in professional sports. He set numerous passing records as the quarterback of the illustrious Green Bay Packers including most career passing yards, passing touchdowns and consecutive games started. Throw in three Most Valuable Player awards and a Super Bowl championship and you have one of the greatest players to ever set foot on the gridiron.

Favre continues to be one of the most popular figures in sports at the age of 39, an age when most athletes have fallen back to earth and are forced to leave the game they love. Favre is no different, he has seen a dramatic decline in his game and he has retired…numerous times. The problem is that this man cannot remain on the sidelines, he cannot sit home on Sunday, and he cannot stop throwing footballs to his receivers or the opposing defence.

The insatiable need to play professional football, for better or for worse, has led Favre to burn every bridge he spent years building. One needs to look no further than the Packers organization. Together they built the second greatest era in franchise’s history. Favre arguably may have been more beloved in Wisconsin then names like Lombardi and Starr simply for the way he played the game, with passion and reckless abandon. Favre spent his final few years in Title Town forcing people to wonder whether he was leaving or staying. Some years not even Favre would know until the pre-season began. Until finally General Manager Ted Thompson decided to move on and let the kid (Aaron Rodgers) play quarterback instead. Favre would not take no for an answer, he forced a trade out of town and into the city of New York.

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This move sent waves through the NFL. The Jets acquisition of Favre led to the release of their long time quarterback Chad Pennington. Pennington signed with the rival Dolphins shortly after. The Jets 2008 season which began with a passing game on fire slowed in the second half due to injuries and poorly judged throws. The Jets missed the playoffs, head coach Eric Mangini was fired and Favre retired again.

The 2009 off-season has seen Favre retire, seek his release from the Jets, consider signing with the Vikings, deciding to stay retired and then at the end of training camp make his way to Minnesota to sign a two year contract. He will open the season as starter of the Minnesota Vikings ahead of incumbents Tarvaris Jackson and Sage Rosenfels on the depth chart.

The NFL fan knows what this move means to the people of Green Bay. They put up with Favres indecisiveness every off-season because he was their hero and they loved him. They accepted his move to New York because their team needed to get younger at quarterback and they understood he wanted to keep playing the game. But now he is playing football again a mere 280 miles west of his former team for the arch rival Vikings. The two teams will meet twice this season including a November 1st meeting in Green Bay.

This past Tuesday afternoon Favre set fire to the greatest bridge in the NFL, the one he built with the people of Wisconsin many years ago. He will forever be a villain in the memories of Packer fans, his heroics on the Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field erased by the sight of “Number 4” in Viking purple.

What Happened to the WWE?

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I took a look at wrestling recently. The ‘WWE’ is certainly not the WWF I remember. The half naked women, lack of actual grappling, and the overall ‘reality television’ feel of today’s WWE is a far cry from the technical wrestling and believable storylines I remember as a child.

In the late 80’s, wrestling was in its prime, and I was young enough (and naive enough) to have to have it consume my entire life. Before the Internet, I had to eagerly await each new installment of Saturday Night Main Event or WWF Superstars of Wrestling to get a fix; there were no online clips, or rumor websites to visit. My brother and I would debate for days the merits of each week’s matches, and would pour our allowance into the WWF magazine and its products. We were lucky enough to have a satellite dish at the time and so with each pay-per-view event, our house became a mess of kids, junk food, cheering, and even tears. I still get chills when I think of Wrestlemania VI.

Today, I could not imagine paying money to see any Pay-Per-View WWE event. If someone had told my eleven-year-old self that I would someday be indifferent to wrestling, I would have pointed to the posters adorning my walls to prove you wrong. So what happened?

Some argue that I have merely “grown up”. To these fools, I say- have you seen my DVD collection lately? No, this is not the problem. The problems are numerous, and no fault of my own.

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When ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage defended his title against Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania V, he had been the champion since the previous Wrestlemania. The championship commanded respect and actually had value. Fans waited months, sometimes an entire year before the belt would be on the line against the next deserving opponent, allowing plenty of time for a feud to brew, and resulting in matched you had to see. Today the belts are a mockery, changing hands too often with too little build up, devaluing the whole thing.

The champions have also multiplied. Instead of only having a Heavyweight Champion, an Intercontinental Champion and the Tag Team Champions, recent viewers have also been subjected to a United States Champion, the Hardcore Champion, the Women’s Champion, the Cruiserweight Champion, the European Champion and the ECW Champion. Besides all that, the WWE has now split itself into 3 brands, and each brand (up until very recently) had their own tag team champions. The amount of belts flying around the WWE is staggering, and their value is diminished.

The tag teams themselves have become a problem. Gone are the days of costumed, themed teams such as Demolition, the Rockers or The Powers of Pain. Too many of the tag teams today are merely two guys without proper storylines being thrown together for a while. Instead of ever feeling like a real TEAM, they always feel like two individuals, proven by the use of both their names as opposed to a team name. “Here they are, the tag team champions, The Big Show & Chris Jericho!” does not have the same feel as “Here they are, the Tag Team Champions, The Legion of Doom!” The amount of times I have seen two guys thrown together haphazardly to win the title undeservedly makes me sick. Tag teams have become a way to throw two guys together due to lack of ’stories’ for them, or because too much airtime is spent on the current moneymakers (*Ahem*John Cena* Ahem) and half naked women.

The saddest aspect of today’s WWE though, is undoubtedly the lack of actual wrestling. I can still remember Summerslam ‘91, watching Bret Hart battle Mr. Perfect for the Intercontinental Title. This was a match of incredible skill, as these two grapplers displayed an array of high-flying maneuvers and submission holds in an intense match that went back and forth. At the end, as The Hitman was triumphant, he embraced his parents in the crowd. The emotion was real and the wrestling was pure.

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Today’s ‘matches’ usually begin with ten minutes on the microphone, feature very few moves, and end with a ‘run in’ or disqualification. While this did occur in the old WWF, it was not so overdone and actually had a desired effect: fans would be outraged at the injustice; not like today’s fans who are always looking up the ramp, wondering which heel will be introduced to ruin a ‘match’, as this is now the most common ending.

Overall, one of the main problems for the decline in wrestling quality has to lie in the complete monopoly Vince McMahon has over the industry. In the days of Stampede Wrestling, viewers were content without the fireworks, breasts or car explosions. With the advent of cable television and satellite dishes, I was opened to the worlds of WWF, WCW and ECW as well. The ratings war between Monday Night Raw and WCW Nitro led to a lot of creative storytelling, as each company tried to outdo the other. This is when things began to get out of hand. It was around this time, in the late ’90s, that I remember seeing a female wrestler wearing nothing but black paint, cars being destroyed in Hollywood-like stunts, a character based on a porn star, women showing their “puppies” and the influx of the real world into the wrestling world. When Vince MacMahon himself is the WWF champion and David Arquette is the WCW champion, something has gone wrong.

The war between WWF and WCW also led to an overabundance of pay-per-views. Gone were the days of anxiously awaiting one of the four pay-per-view events of the year (Royal Rumble, Wrestlemania, Summerslam and Survivor Series.) Soon, King of the Ring was added. Then, WWF was offering a pay-per-view every single month, not allowing enough time for heat to develop between wrestlers, and making me pause to wonder if all these pay-per-views were worth the money. These days, they are not.

Now, all of wrestling has become the McMahon show. The entire family is involved in the crazy, unbelievable storylines. Shane is a wrestler; Stephanie is married to Triple H, and all too often even Vince’s wife Linda has gotten on the mic. The cover for 2006’s Royal Rumble DVD features all four McMahons dressed as Roman Emperors and looking incredibly smug. As a fan, I would prefer to see wrestlers on the cover of a DVD as opposed to the owners of the company.

All too often, I want to be entertained, but instead I am sickened and embarrassed for the demeaning things too many wrestlers are doing. I guess when one person owns most of the televised wrestling shows on the air, they no longer have to try as hard.

It’s a shame- wrestling used to be something I could watch with my parents, and discuss with my friends. When I think of today’s WWE, all that comes to mind are mismanaged wrestlers, lackluster talent, nightgown fights, lavish stunts and unintelligent storylines.

Every week I tune into Monday Night RAW, and every week I shake my head. Until WWE gets its act together, I will be paying for UFC Pay Per Views instead.